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The Blue Suit Enthusiasts: A Vile Threat |
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Fellow Enthusiasts,
It is a dark day for the intrepid members of the Pastime Athletic Club, for news has reached us of a new and vile threat to our mission, livelihood, and cherished way of life. What form, you ask, does this threat take? What can be done to stop it? In short, a band of ruffians and layabouts who call themselves Blue Suit Enthusiasts have scuttled over the horizon and face us now in force. Their smarmy expressions and ridiculous blue garment would strive to make a mockery of all that we hold near and dear. To be blunt, they must be thwarted at all costs. Fortunately, the Red Suit Enthusiasts have long counted upon their wits and myriad skills to win the day, and there is no doubt we will once again prevail. In these times of turmoil, your captain implores you to hold your head high and face whatever insidious challenges may arise with our trademark vigor and style. Thank you,
Your Captain,
Visionary
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